I fucking died I fucking died I fucking died I fucking died I fucking died

I fucking died

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hellahealy:

… called you up, at 102. 

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the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 5D Mark II
  2. Aperture: f/2,2
  3. Exposure: 1/3200th
  4. Focal Length: 50mm
"If we’re dating, you can have your freedom…you’re not my prisoner. Just stay loyal & be honest. That’s all I ask."
— Truth. (via macklemorganfreemanforpresident)

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grugz:

wearing all black feels so good

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)